Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Waiting on Wednesday

"Waiting On" Wednesday is a weekly event, hosted here, that spotlights upcoming releases that we're eagerly anticipating.

This week's pre-publication "can't-wait-to-read" selection is:




Thank You Notes

by Jimmy Fallon
Publication date: May 23, 2011

Thank you, slow walking family walking in front of me on the sidewalk. No, please, take your time. And definitely spread out, too, so you create a barricade of idiots. I am so thankful that you forced me to walk on the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to pass you so I could resume walking at a normal human pace.

Jimmy Fallon has a few people and a few things to thank. In this brand-new book, the very first to come from his show, he addresses some 200 subjects in need of his undying "gratitude." Each page will feature one note and a photograph of its recipient. But why read any more about formatting when you could just read a few more samples:

Thank you, guy whose chair made a farting noise, for prompting him to spend the next 20 minutes awkwardly shifting around trying to re-create the noise, so people would know it was just the chair.

Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for being 16 and acting like a stripper at the Teen Choice Awards. If you REALLY wanna piss off your dad, why not just cut off his allowance?

From Hillary Clinton to a light bulb he is too lazy to replace, these are the moments and memories that make Jimmy's life a little bit fuller.

6 comments:

  1. hahaha i liked those little snippets (esp. the farting one because i've been guilty of that). great pick! i didn't know he's releasing a book. it's gonna be hilarious.

    Michelle

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  2. Chelleyreads- I can't wait for it to come out, it should be a fun read.

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  3. Yeah Jimmy! I can't wait for that. He is too funny

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  4. Great pick! I probably wouldn't ordinarily read this, but after reading your posts and the snippets posted, you've definitely peaked my interest now :D

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  5. It's always nice to see your book choice.
    I have never seen all of them ;)

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  6. abeautifulmadness- He is a naturally funny guy.

    Brodie- It would make you laugh.

    Aleetha- Thanks & for coming by.

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